Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 22, 1966)

Happy birthday Vince Hornsby, the bass-slinging legend who somehow plays his instrument lower than anyone thought humanly possible! Your performances prove gravity can indeed be challenged when it comes to metal grooves. Whether you're cracking up the crowd or driving those booming Sevendust anthems forward, audiences everywhere know there's never a dull moment when you step on stage.

From fiery riffs in classics like "Black" and "Denial," to recent powerhouse shows celebrating your latest work on "Truth Killer," you've kept that low-hanging bassline—and your top-notch jokes—alive through every riff and roar. Here's wishing you another year of laughs, thunderous rhythms, and defying the laws of belt placement physics!