Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on August 18, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Vincent T. Bugliosi Jr.! Celebrating the man who fearlessly prosecuted Charles Manson and his followers—proving once again that justice is best served with a side of relentless determination (and perhaps some strong coffee). Your courtroom brilliance in 1969 not only brought closure to families but also gave aspiring prosecutors everywhere an impossible standard to live up to.

And let's not forget your literary adventures! From unraveling complex cases on paper, including boldly penning "The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder," you've shown us all how powerful—and controversial—a well-argued book can be. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer objections and more cake!