Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on October 17, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Vincent Van Patten! From rocking the halls of "Rock 'n' Roll High School" to calling poker hands on the World Poker Tour with unmatched charm and wit, you've truly aced every role. Your ability to keep a straight face while players bluff their way through millions is legendary—almost as impressive as your hair!

Here's hoping this year deals you nothing but pocket aces in life. May your commentary remain sharp, your jokes timelessly funny, and may luck always be by your side at life's final table. Cheers to another fantastic round around the sun—you've certainly earned it!