Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on February 14, 1972)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Viscera, WWF's giant-sized superstar who stood 6'9 and weighed in at a mere 487 pounds. With championships like the Hardcore title and World Tag Team belts proudly wrapped around your waist (well, let's be honest—your shoulder), you made an unforgettable mark by squashing opponents...and probably a few steel chairs along the way.

Whether as Big Daddy V or simply "The World's Largest Love Machine," you've entertained us year after year—inspiring fear, awe, laughter, and sometimes just sheer disbelief. On this timeless day, may you celebrate life with more cake than anyone else—and if anyone tries stealing some frosting from your piece? Good luck to them!