Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on January 04, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Vladimir "The Janitor" Matyushenko! From cleaning up opponents in the UFC octagon to sweeping through Jungle Fight and IFC rings, you've always known how to tidy things up with style. Your legendary battles against top-tier fighters like Antônio Rogério Nogueira and Tito Ortiz remain unforgettable—proving that nobody messes with a Belarusian janitor!

Here's wishing you another year filled with victories as impressive as your knockout power and grappling skills. May your birthday celebration be free of submissions (unless it's cake submitting itself willingly) and full of laughter tougher than any opponent you've faced. Cheers, champ!