Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on January 25, 1967)

Happy birthday to Voltaire, the masterful bard whose songs summon humor and wit like no other! From your delightfully dark tales about zombie prostitutes ("Zombie Prostitute") to poking fun at sci-fi fandoms in "USS Make Sh*t Up," you've consistently charmed us with lyrics so clever they could charm even Dracula himself.

Recently, your success continues with performances that enchant gothic audiences everywhere. Your charismatic live shows remain unforgettable—captivating both die-hard fans and curious mortals alike. May this year be filled with countless more adventures (dead or alive), catchy melodies stuck forever in our heads, and perhaps fewer zombies chasing you down alleyways!