Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on November 28, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Walt Weiss! From snagging grounders like a vacuum cleaner at shortstop to making pitchers sigh in relief with your reliable contact hitting, you've always been baseball's steady hand. Rookie of the Year in '88? Clearly, you peaked early—but hey, being an All-Star a decade later proves you're timeless!

Here's hoping your birthday is smoother than your double-play turns and more memorable than that rookie season. May you celebrate today with fewer curveballs and more cake slices—after all, even defensive legends deserve some sweet indulgence. Cheers to another year of greatness on and off the diamond!