Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on October 02, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Warren Spector! May your day be filled with fewer glitches than a beta test and more excitement than sneaking through Deus Ex's ventilation shafts. Your visionary work in cyberpunk gaming has given us countless sleepless nights—mostly spent hacking terminals, dodging security bots, and questioning our moral compass. Thanks for making paranoia so entertaining!

From System Shock to Deus Ex, you've masterfully blurred the lines between humanity and technology, leaving gamers everywhere wondering if their toaster secretly plots world domination. Here's hoping your birthday cake isn't augmented with nanotech—though knowing you, it probably is. Cheers to another legendary year!