Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on October 31, 1989)

Happy Birthday Warren Weir! You're officially speeding through life faster than you sprinted to bronze glory in the 200 meters at your phenomenal Olympic debut during the 2012 London Games. Hope today brings cake large enough for your appetite and candles bright enough to rival that Olympic torch moment—just don't outrun all your birthday wishes!

With each year, you continue reminding us how gracefully champions age, always setting standards high—on or off the track. So take this day nice and easy; relax—you've already proven no one can catch up with you whether in medals or milestones. Here's wishing a birthday that's golden, even shinier than any medal you've ever won!