Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on October 24, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Wayne Rooney! You're officially older—but don't worry, your legendary bicycle kick against Manchester City will never age. Just like fine wine or Sir Alex Ferguson's chewing gum, your iconic goals only get better with time.

From teenage prodigy at Everton to Manchester United's all-time top scorer, you've given fans countless unforgettable moments. Whether it's that hat-trick debut in the Champions League or becoming England’s leading goal-scorer—your legacy is timeless. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you brought Old Trafford over the years (and hopefully fewer yellow cards). Cheers to another year of greatness!