Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 25, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Wendel Clark! You're the only guy who could make a mullet look intimidating and still score 330 goals without breaking a sweat. From your legendary hits to those unforgettable All-Star appearances in '86 and '99, you made hockey fans cheer louder than Leafs Nation during playoff season (well...almost).

Even though you've hung up your skates after an impressive 793-game NHL career filled with grit, glory, and plenty of penalty minutes—your legacy remains timeless. Here's hoping this birthday is as epic as that slapshot of yours; may it be powerful enough to knock candles off cakes for years to come!