Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on January 14, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Wes Foderingham! From your early days at Fulham to guarding the net for Crystal Palace and Swindon Town, you've always had safe hands—except maybe when blowing out birthday candles. Your saves have been legendary; rumor has it strikers still wake up in cold sweats remembering how you denied their best shots.

Here's wishing a fantastic keeper whose reflexes age like fine wine another year of spectacular dives and clean sheets. May this next chapter bring even more success between the sticks—and fewer awkward moments explaining goalkeeper gloves as fashion accessories off-pitch!

Cheers to many happy returns!