Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on December 10, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Wilfried Bony! The man who made scoring goals look easier than pronouncing "Vitesse Arnhem." With 51 strikes in just 69 appearances between 2011 and 2013, you didn't just score—you practically owned the net. Dutch Footballer of the Year in 2013? Clearly, defenders across Holland still wake up sweating from nightmares about your unstoppable shots.

Here's to a striker whose goal celebrations were as legendary as his finishing skills. May your birthday be filled with joy—and hopefully fewer offside calls than usual. Keep smiling, keep scoring (even if it's only cake today), and stay forever awesome!