Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on December 12, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Will Carling! Another year older and wiser—though we're still debating the 'wiser' part. From your legendary days captaining England to Grand Slam glory, to proudly representing the British Lions, you've tackled life head-on (quite literally). Your fearless leadership on the pitch remains unforgettable; thankfully, your jokes off it are slightly more forgettable.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as that famous victory lap at Twickenham—or at least fewer bruises than a scrum against New Zealand. May your celebrations be timelessly epic and filled with laughter—just like those classic rugby shorts of yours!