Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on January 13, 1938)

Happy Birthday to the legendary William B. Davis! Your iconic portrayal of the Cigarette Smoking Man in "The X-Files" has left us both intrigued and suspiciously eyeing every shadowy corner for decades. Who knew that quietly puffing cigarettes could become such a timeless art form?

From conspiracies involving aliens, secret government plots, to your recent memoirs sharing behind-the-scenes secrets—your career continues to captivate fans old and new alike. May this birthday be free from alien abductions or FBI interruptions; after all these years pulling strings behind Mulder's back, you've certainly earned some cake without any paranormal interference!