Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on July 31, 1943)

Happy Birthday, William Bennett! From shaping education policy to leading the charge against drugs, you've always known how to keep America on its toes. Who else could make being Secretary of Education look as exciting as a blockbuster movie? Your tenure was truly one for the history books—literally!

And let's not forget your groundbreaking role as America's first "Drug Czar." You tackled tough issues with wit and wisdom that still resonate today. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no pop quizzes or surprise drug tests! Cheers to another year of timeless insights and unforgettable moments!