Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on August 31, 1941)

Happy Birthday, William Dewitt Jr.! You've certainly knocked life's curveballs out of the park—owning the St. Louis Cardinals during two World Series victories is no small feat. Clearly, your strategic moves aren't limited to baseball diamonds; they're also evident in boardrooms and advisory boards alike.

From steering teams toward championships to advising presidents on intelligence matters since 2003, you've proven that wisdom truly improves with age—much like a fine ballpark hotdog or vintage baseball card collection! May this birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps another championship ring (or at least some cake shaped like one). Cheers!