Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on August 22, 1974)

Happy Birthday, William "Brimstone" Kucmierowski! From dominating WWF Superstars to bringing your fierce charisma into the pages of The Borderhounds comic book, you've body-slammed boredom and pinned down entertainment like no other. Your wrestling moves are legendary—rumor has it even gravity taps out when you step into the ring!

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic adventures, comic-book triumphs, and fewer folding chairs aimed at your head. May your birthday cake be sweeter than victory in the squared circle—and may no one dare challenge you for that last slice! Keep being awesome; you're truly timeless!