Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on July 26, 1931)

Happy birthday to the legendary William L. Rowe—philosophy's favorite devotee of divine hiddenness and friendly atheism! Your insightful lectures at Purdue University have sparked countless existential debates, encouraged skepticism among young minds, and convinced students that questioning reality can indeed be a full-time job.

Your recent works continue to keep theologians on their toes—and your status as Professor Emeritus proves there's nothing retired about intellectual curiosity. May this birthday bring you laughter more compelling than ontological arguments, celebrations void of philosophical dilemmas, and cake without metaphysical disagreements!

Here's wishing a timeless philosopher hilariously good health and impeccable wisdom!