Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on September 16, 1954)

Happy Birthday to the legendary William McKeen—biographer extraordinaire, pop culture guru, and journalism professor who makes deadlines look cooler than rock concerts! Your books like "Homegrown in Florida," "Mile Marker Zero," and "Rock and Roll is Here to Stay" have not only enlightened us but also convinced everyone that life's greatest truths are best told with a soundtrack.

Whether you're dissecting Hunter S. Thompson's wild adventures or chronicling Key West’s colorful history, your storytelling remains timelessly entertaining. Here's hoping this birthday rocks harder than Elvis at his peak—and may your next chapter be as epic as all those you've brilliantly penned before!