Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on May 23, 1950)

Happy Birthday, William P. Barr! Celebrating the man who served as Attorney General not once but twice—clearly a glutton for punishment or just really good at handling tough cases. Your steadfast commitment to justice under President George H.W. Bush from 1991-1993 set standards that still echo today.

From navigating complex legal waters with calm authority to your memorable return decades later, you've proven resilience and dedication are timeless qualities indeed. May this birthday bring you fewer subpoenas and more cake slices!

Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and perhaps finally some relaxation away from Capitol Hill hearings!