Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on October 23, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Winston McKenzie! A true legend of British politics—no one else can claim to have collected party memberships like stamps. You've shown us all that persistence is key, even if it means persistently finishing last in leadership contests. Your unwavering commitment to exploring every political option available is truly inspiring.

Here's to your remarkable ability to unite the nation—after all, voters from every party have collectively agreed at least once: "Not this time, Winston." But seriously, your resilience and good humour through it all are genuinely admirable.

Wishing you a fantastic birthday filled with laughter and perhaps another membership card!