Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on December 28, 1938)

Happy birthday to the legendary Wolfgang Thonke! From soaring through the skies in your National People's Army Air Force days, to putting pen to paper as an insightful journalist, you've truly shown us how bright a career can be—even after stepping away from cockpit duties. Your ability to seamlessly transition from commanding generals to dominating headlines is inspiring (and frankly unfairly impressive!).

Here's hoping this year brings you even more joyful adventures—though topping "last Deputy Commanding General for Germany" might be tricky. May your special day be filled with laughter, cake that’s sweeter than retirement, and moments worthy of front-page coverage. Prost!