Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on June 27, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Woody Paige! Another year older and still undefeated in the art of witty banter. Whether you're scribbling legendary columns for The Denver Post or dropping hilarious one-liners on ESPN's Around the Horn, your chalkboard wisdom remains unmatched—proving that age is just a number (but humor is forever).

From co-hosting Cold Pizza to dominating debates with Tony Reali, you've given us countless memorable moments filled with laughter and insight. May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching opponents fumble their arguments against your quick wit. Keep scoring points off-screen too; after all these years, you're clearly winning at life!