Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on September 23, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Worm Miller! From your hilarious antics in "Transylmania" to the unforgettable chaos of "National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze," you've consistently proven that laughter truly is timeless. Your unique blend of wit and comedic genius has left audiences rolling in aisles—and occasionally questioning their sanity.

And let's not forget your literary triumph: "The World Reduced to Infographics." Who knew sociopathic cats and drink orders could teach us so much about life? Here's hoping this birthday brings you as many laughs, surprises, and questionable decisions as your characters have given us over the years. Cheers to another year of brilliance!