Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on October 10, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Xherdan Shaqiri! The Swiss magician whose dribbling skills have defenders spinning faster than a fondue fork. Ever since your dazzling debut for Switzerland in 2010 and clinching the prestigious Swiss Golden Player Award in 2012, you've been leaving opponents dizzy with envy.

From jaw-dropping crosses to pinpoint passes that defy physics—your talent is timelessly entertaining. Whether it's scoring bicycle kicks or orchestrating midfield magic at World Cups, you always deliver unforgettable moments on the pitch. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as watching you effortlessly glide past bewildered defenders year after glorious year! Keep shining bright like only "Shaq Attack" can!