Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on September 29, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Yevhen Konoplyanka! From dazzling defenders since your debut with Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk in 2007 to proudly representing Ukraine on the international stage since 2010, you've always had a knack for making opponents dizzy and fans ecstatic. Your swift dribbles and stunning goals have become legendary—rumor has it some defenders still wake up at night screaming your name!

Here's wishing you another year filled with spectacular assists, unstoppable runs down the wing, and maybe even more hilarious goal celebrations. Keep shining bright on the pitch; after all these years of brilliance, you're not getting older—just better at embarrassing goalkeepers!