Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on January 14, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Yohan Cabaye! Like your pinpoint passes and flawless free-kicks, may your birthday be perfectly placed—with slightly less running involved. Your fans at Newcastle United still reminisce about how you effortlessly displayed midfield dominance after joining in 2011; frankly, Geordie hearts miss your sublime strikes that were sweeter than a good cuppa tea.

Your elegance on France's national team from 2010 onward left opponents stumbling like confused dance partners—what finesse! May today bring as much laughter and cheer as seeing hapless defenders chase shadows behind you. Enjoy celebrating another year scoring high marks in life's game, maestro Cabaye!