Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on April 23, 1975)

Happy birthday to the one-and-only Zachariah Selwyn! A man who dodged boring birthdays faster than dodgeballs flew past unsuspecting contestants on "Extreme Dodgeball"! Your wit and charm have landed you everywhere—from electrifying us with your presence on "Attack of the Show!" to showcasing talent worthy of anyone’s ultimate dream job (pun very much intended).

May your special day be filled with more thrills and excitement than any competitive game show finale. Keep rocking stages, screens, and microphones—because let's face it, nobody catches hearts and humor quite like you catch dodgeballs. Cheers to another year packed full of laughter, success, unforgettable moments—and minimal bruises!