Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on February 14, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Zack Kahn! Another year older and still effortlessly funnier than the rest of us. From your hilarious appearances on Best Week Ever to making waves across major web publications, you've consistently proven that laughter truly is timeless—just like those jokes from "Prose and Kahns" we keep quoting at parties.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as you've given audiences everywhere. May your comedic genius continue thriving, inspiring countless laughs (and awkward snorts) for years ahead. Keep being awesome—and remember: age is just a number...but comedy gold lasts forever! Cheers to another fantastic chapter ahead!