Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on August 31, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Zack Ward! From your unforgettable portrayal of Scut Farkus in "A Christmas Story," you've forever etched yourself into our holiday traditions. Who knew that the kid with the coonskin cap and mischievous grin would become such an iconic part of festive movie marathons?

Your continued success proves you're more than just a bully from Hohman, Indiana—you're a talented actor whose charm and humor have stood the test of time. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely no triple-dog dares (unless cake is involved). Here's to another year as timelessly entertaining as you are!