Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 30, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Zack Wheeler! You're aging like a fine fastball—still sharp, still wiry, and always reliable. Ever since your impressive debut with the Mets in 2013 (posting that slick 3.42 ERA over your first hundred innings), you've been wheeling and dealing hitters into frustration.

From Queens to Philly, you've consistently delivered strikeouts faster than New Yorkers deliver pizza slices. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as watching batters swing helplessly at your pitches—and may all future seasons be filled with more shutouts than candles on today's cake!

Keep throwing heat; age is just another inning!