Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on August 06, 1991)

Happy birthday to the incredible Zarek Valentin—a defender so skilled, even attackers pause briefly just to appreciate your moves. Since bursting onto the MLS scene in 2011 with Chivas USA, you've consistently shut down forwards' dreams faster than kids shutting off homework right before kickoff.

Whether you’re expertly anchoring defense at Portland Timbers or confidently holding down Houston Dynamo's backline, your steadfast presence and game-day charisma make every match memorable. As you celebrate another trip around the sun, may today bring more joy than a stoppage time winning goal—because just like fine cleats, you're improving remarkably each year!