Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on July 05, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Zheng Jie! You're still faster than most of us running to grab cake at a party. With your legendary court coverage and rock-solid backhand, you've shown the world how it's done—especially when you conquered Wimbledon and the Australian Open doubles titles in 2006. Those trophies might be aging gracefully, but you're clearly not!

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter as swift as your footwork and joy more reliable than that famous backhand of yours. May every slice (of cake) land perfectly inside the lines today—just like all those winning shots throughout your amazing career!