Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 22, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Aaron North! From shredding riffs with Nine Inch Nails to your electrifying stage presence, you've always known how to crank the volume up—literally and figuratively. Your guitar solos didn't just melt faces; they rearranged them into expressions of awe (and slight confusion). Who else could make industrial rock look so effortlessly cool?

Here's hoping this year brings you as much excitement as that legendary performance when you nearly defied gravity onstage. May your birthday be filled with laughter, good friends, and fewer broken strings than usual. Keep rocking hard enough to scare amplifiers everywhere—you legend!