Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on March 12, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Bradley Wright-Phillips! You're the only striker who can cross continents and still find goals easier than most of us find our keys. Ever since you joined New York Red Bulls in 2013, you've been scoring so often that goalkeepers probably have nightmares about your celebrations.

From dominating Europe to becoming an MLS legend with record-breaking seasons and golden boots—your career is like fine wine; it just keeps getting better (and funnier) each year. May this birthday bring as much joy as all those unforgettable hat-tricks you've gifted fans over the years. Keep kicking—and laughing—all season long!