Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on January 20, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Colin Calderwood! From rock-solid defender to tactical mastermind on the sidelines, you've tackled every challenge with style—though we're still debating if managing players is tougher than marking strikers. Your journey from Northampton Town to Nottingham Forest and Hibernian has been legendary; clearly, your secret is aging like fine wine (or at least better than most defenders' knees).

Whether assisting at Newcastle United or Norwich City, you've always had a knack for keeping teams organized—probably because you spent years yelling instructions from the backline. Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are as memorable as your best managerial victories. Cheers!