Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on December 09, 1974)

Happy Birthday, David Akers! You're the only guy who can kick a football farther than most of us can throw it. From your legendary days with the Eagles, where you soared through six Pro Bowls and became Philly's favorite foot, to your impressive run with the 49ers—your kicks were always more reliable than our fantasy teams.

Even though you briefly roared as a Lion in Detroit, we still remember those clutch moments when your leg saved games and broke records. May your birthday be filled with laughter, cake—and absolutely no wide-right slices! Keep kicking life's challenges straight through the uprights!