Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on August 26, 1982)

Happy birthday, John Mulaney! May your day be filled with more laughs than a Saturday Night Live sketch and fewer awkward moments than your infamous "horse loose in a hospital" bit. Your comedic genius has given us endless quotable lines, from your hilarious Netflix specials to unforgettable SNL sketches—each one proving you're the master of turning everyday absurdities into comedy gold.

Here's hoping this year brings you even more success, joy, and perhaps fewer run-ins with street-smart children or overly confident detectives. Keep making us laugh until our sides hurt; after all, laughter is timeless—and so are you!