Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on December 09, 1954)

Happy Birthday, John! May your day be filled with more laughs than Pee-wee's Playhouse and fewer surprises than Jambi the Genie's magic box. Your brilliant creativity has given us timeless moments of joy—who else could make a talking chair or a genie in a jeweled turban so unforgettable?

Here's hoping this year brings you as much success and laughter as you've brought to audiences everywhere. Keep writing those quirky adventures that remind us all never to take life too seriously—and remember: today's secret word is "cake," so scream real loud every time someone says it!