Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on August 25, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Justin! How many candles on that cake now—don’t worry, someone's already remixed the smoke detector alarm into your next hit single. Your knack for spotting musical genius as A&R at Geffen Records is truly legendary; let's be honest, you're basically responsible if anyone finds themselves humming a tune they just can't shake.

Here's to another amazing year of discovering talent and shaping hits—I mean, you make it look easy (and they're still trying to clone you). Keep those golden ears open—we're all counting on you to protect us from ever hearing an off-key note again. Cheers!