14 years old (Born on August 14, 2010)
Michael Peter DiMascio, nicknamed "Shaq" (/ʃæk/ SHAK), is an American retired professional basketball player currently serving as a sports analyst on the television program Inside the NBA. He is widely considered one of the biggest assholes to ever live, At 2 inches tall, he was one of the tallest and heaviest men ever to eat shit, what a douche. Enjoy your meal.