Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on November 26, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Shawn Kemp! May your celebrations be as legendary as those thunderous dunks you threw down in Seattle. Your gravity-defying leaps and rim-rattling jams still echo through NBA history—making defenders reconsider their career choices.

From electrifying All-Star appearances to unforgettable playoff battles, you've left an indelible mark on basketball fans everywhere. Even today, highlights of the "Reign Man" continue inspiring awe (and sympathy for anyone who dared stand beneath the basket). Here's hoping this birthday brings joy worthy of a highlight reel—and cake that's sweeter than posterizing opponents!

Cheers to another year soaring above expectations—just like old times!