Steven Wright's Birthday Celebration

William McGeveran

My high school yearbook quote was from Steven Wright (Happy Birthday!): You can t have everything. Where would yo - William McGeveran (2 weeks ago)

Seth Rabin

\"I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a Full House and 4 people died.\" Happy Birthday Steven Wright. - Seth Rabin (2 weeks ago)

Rogue Mallard

\"24-hour banking? I don\'t have time for that.\" Happy birthday, Steven Wright. - Rogue Mallard (2 weeks ago)

Paula Poundstone

A thousand years ago I stayed at Steven Wright\'s while I was working in Boston. He gave me two used spark plugs. I - Paula Poundstone (2 weeks ago)

The Beloved Debs

Happy Happy Birthday to Steven Wright born on this dsy in 1955 and a survivor of the Golden Age Of Stand-Up. - The Beloved Debs (2 weeks ago)

Dr. David Noonan

Steven Wright... Happy birthday! \"I just put in a skylight in my living room...the people living upstairs are furious!\" - Dr. David Noonan (2 weeks ago)

E.E. Knight

A very happy birthday to my favorite stand-up comic, Steven Wright. - E.E. Knight (2 weeks ago)

Michele

Happy birthday to Steven Wright. I showed some video clips of him to my son recently. I love this one below. lol - Michele (2 weeks ago)

dogfather

Steven Wright is trending and I enjoyed reading everybody\'s favorite quip. I didn\'t see.... \"It\'s a small world, b - dogfather (2 weeks ago)

Geri Elsasser @228pisces

Thanks to all who contributed to this Steven Wright fest on the occasion of his birthday. Happy Birthday Steven!! - Geri Elsasser @228pisces (2 weeks ago)

Annette Reichel

Happy Birthday to the man, the legend, Steven Wright - Annette Reichel (2 weeks ago)

J. Welsh

Happy birthday to my favorite comedian, Steven Wright. I can repeat every joke from his album (tape) I Have A Pony. - J. Welsh (2 weeks ago)

Virginia Kruta

Happy birthday to the great Steven Wright: \"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper - Virginia Kruta (2 weeks ago)

XMenTAS

Happy birthday, Steven Wright - XMenTAS (2 weeks ago)

Teen Sensation Billy Tucci

\"When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard. I was an only child... eventually.\" Happy Birthday, Ste - Teen Sensation Billy Tucci (2 weeks ago)

Comedy Works

Happy birthday to the one and only Steven Wright! - Comedy Works (2 weeks ago)

Scott Egan

The thing about Steven Wright, is that his comedy is loved by people on the left and the right and in the middle. - Scott Egan (2 weeks ago)

Heather Thornton

He s awesome I love him. Happy birthday to Mr. Steven Wright! - Heather Thornton (2 weeks ago)

KCO in WYO

\"You can\'t have everything. Where would you put it?\" Happy Birthday Steven Wright - KCO in WYO (2 weeks ago)

Resisting PerSister&mastodon.social/counter social

\"What\'s another word for Thesaurus?\" -Steven Wright Happy Birthday Steven Wright - one of my favorites - Resisting PerSister&mastodon.social/counter social (2 weeks ago)

Mark Golden

Happy Birthday Steven Wright - Mark Golden (2 weeks ago)

Jennifer Long ☮️

Happy Birthday to Janine Turner, Lindsay Price, JoBeth Williams, Colleen Haskell, Steven Wright, Max - Jennifer Long ☮️ (2 weeks ago)

DadZone

\"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.\" -Steven Wright Happy Birthday to - DadZone (2 weeks ago)

Cyrus CLE ☢️

Happy Birthday Steven Wright. Known to these guys as K-Billy, host of Super Sounds of the 70 s - Cyrus CLE ☢️ (2 weeks ago)

Dina Santorelli

Happy birthday to the always original, always funny Steven Wright. - Dina Santorelli (2 weeks ago)

Peter L Путин хуйло

I went to a restaurant that serves \'breakfast at any time\'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Happ - Peter L Путин хуйло (2 weeks ago)

Dark Jenny

Happy birthday to the great Steven Wright. - Dark Jenny (2 weeks ago)

Jason Nocera

\"It\'s a small world, but I wouldn\'t want to paint it.\" - Steven Wright - Happy Birthday! - Jason Nocera (2 weeks ago)

Sally

Happy birthday, Steven Wright! - Sally (2 weeks ago)

UͶprofessional Development Podcast

My favorite Steven Wright joke-Happy Birthday to a true original - UͶprofessional Development Podcast (2 weeks ago)

JP

Happy Birthday Steven Wright! - JP (2 weeks ago)

Uncle Josh

\"I\'m sorry I\'m late. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.\" Happy Birthday Steven Wright! - Uncle Josh (2 weeks ago)

Vic Zimmerman, Ed.D.

Happy Birthday Steven Wright - Vic Zimmerman, Ed.D. (2 weeks ago)

Philip Metres فيليب أبورجيلي

Whenever I think about the past it just brings back so many memories. I remember the day the candle shop burned do - Philip Metres فيليب أبورجيلي (2 weeks ago)

Trackerman ⚡️

Happy birthday to my fav deadpan comic, Steven Wright. It s a small world, but I wouldn t want to paint it. - Trackerman ⚡️ (2 weeks ago)

Reverend Calvin Barnes

\"The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese\" Happy birthday Steven Wright - Reverend Calvin Barnes (2 weeks ago)

Dank Creative

No man has ever made me that happy! Thanks Steven Wright and Happy Birthday! - Dank Creative (2 weeks ago)

D

Happy Birthday Steven Wright! (He\'s not dead he\'s trending for being Born). - D (2 weeks ago)

I\'d rather be a bird

Happy birthday, Steven Wright - I\'d rather be a bird (2 weeks ago)

Paul Lander

I m going to live forever. So far, so go. Happy birthday, Steven Wright. - Paul Lander (2 weeks ago)

Brian Ingalls is Researching

Happy Birthday to Steven Wright. I still smile at this line: I spilled Spot remover on my dog, now he s gone - Brian Ingalls is Researching (2 weeks ago)

call me Gigi

Happy Birthday Steven Wright. Thanks for all the laughs - call me Gigi (2 weeks ago)

Determinator

Happy Birthday to Steven Wright who had a dog with angel wings fly onto the stage for his specials opening skit bec - Determinator (2 weeks ago)

Porter

Happy Birthday to my favorite comedian, Steven Wright. Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. - Steven Wright - Porter (2 weeks ago)

Kathleen

Happy Birthday Steven Wright. It\'s a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they\'d just just stay up t - Kathleen (2 weeks ago)

murraythecat

Happy Birthday Steven Wright. ~ My school colors were clear. We used to say, \'I\'m not naked, I\'m in the band.\" - murraythecat (2 weeks ago)

Drew White

\"It\'s a small world...but I wouldn\'t want to paint it.\" Happy Birthday Steven Wright! - Drew White (2 weeks ago)

Matt Thoele

Happy birthday to Steven Wright! So damn good. Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy - Matt Thoele (2 weeks ago)

Jetsam ⚓️

Steven Wright, Happy Birthday! The last week in August, we went camping way up in Canada. We were laying around in - Jetsam ⚓️ (2 weeks ago)

Kim Meh

There are sooo many favorite quotes from Steven Wright that make me laugh but one of my most loved is the answer to - Kim Meh (2 weeks ago)