Steven Wright's Birthday Celebration

hostrauser

I asked my girlfriend if she\'d ever made love to a woman before, and she said \"no.\" I said, \"You should try it some - hostrauser (2 weeks ago)

East coast mermaid

One of my favorite Steven Wright jokes: \"I once put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time.\" - East coast mermaid (2 weeks ago)

Kyle T Webster

The other day, I bought a cordless extension cord. Happy birthday, Steven Wright. - Kyle T Webster (2 weeks ago)

Gary Goldstein

Definitely my favorite line of Steven Wright\'s. Happy Birthday! - Gary Goldstein (2 weeks ago)

Neil Overall (Jerry Dungarees son)

Happy birthday to Steven Wright. His I Have a Pony is one of the funniest comedy albums ever - Neil Overall (Jerry Dungarees son) (2 weeks ago)

NewMexJeff

Why don\'t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. - Steven Wright (happy 67th birthday) - NewMexJeff (2 weeks ago)

Marc Aspinall

Happy Birthday Steven Wright, one of my absolute favourite stand-up comedians. Carson set picked at random (funni - Marc Aspinall (2 weeks ago)

C’mon Algebra, This is no place for you

I bought a map of the US. It s actual size. It says 1 mile = 1 mile. Steven Wright Happy Birthday Steven! - C’mon Algebra, This is no place for you (2 weeks ago)

evilspacealien

\"You can\'t have everything, where would you put it?\" True words from Steven Wright...Happy Birthday, sir... - evilspacealien (2 weeks ago)

Scott Lerman

\"Otherwise, who would those people talk to?\" Happy Birthday, Steven Wright - Scott Lerman (2 weeks ago)

Barry

Steven Wright is trending because it is his birthday. He is the one of the funniest people ever and happy birthday! - Barry (2 weeks ago)

eli friedmann

Happy Birthday to one of the all timers, comedian Steven Wright. 67 years old today. Cheers. - eli friedmann (2 weeks ago)

Jason Millett

Happy birthday, Steven Wright! \"Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would - Jason Millett (2 weeks ago)

Kyle Gunzinger

Steven Wright is trending well .. I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday - Kyle Gunzinger (2 weeks ago)

Attractive Nuisance

Happy Birthday Steven Wright! - Attractive Nuisance (2 weeks ago)

William Burnette

Sitting here cackling at the Steven Wright jokes. (Happy birthday to him). My favorite (paraphrasing): I left a vm - William Burnette (2 weeks ago)

Levi Fishman

\"I want to get a full body tattoo of me... but taller.\" Happy Birthday to fellow Emerson College alum, Steven Wright. - Levi Fishman (2 weeks ago)

Gwen Snyder is on Mastodon

Happy birthday to sex god Steven Wright - Gwen Snyder is on Mastodon (2 weeks ago)

Kelly Beaton

In honor of Steven Wright s 67th birthday, here s one of his more underrated jokes: I remember when the candle s - Kelly Beaton (2 weeks ago)

Cue

Happy Birthday! Kind peeps at WBCN / guest list at Catch a Rising Star in Harvard Square. Anthony Cl - Cue (2 weeks ago)

Count Basie Center for the Arts | #theBASIE

Happy Birthday. Steven Wright! We\'ll see you at the Friday, April 28! - Count Basie Center for the Arts | #theBASIE (2 weeks ago)

Kallao

\"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn\'t park anywhere near the place.\" Happy Birthday Steven Wright - Kallao (2 weeks ago)

Parody

Steven Wright - One Christmas my Grandfather got me a box of broken glass, and my sister a box of Band-Aids. Then h - Parody (2 weeks ago)

Spooky Bitch

\"Whenever I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories...\" Happy Birthday, Steven Wright! - Spooky Bitch (2 weeks ago)

Chris Hale

Growing up, we had a dog with 2 vaginas. We named her Snatches. Happy Birthday Steven Wright! - Chris Hale (2 weeks ago)

dj spydermann

Happy Birthday to Steven Wright. He is one of my favorite comedians. His humor is witty and dry. That\'s what makes - dj spydermann (2 weeks ago)

Richard McHugh

Happy Birthday Steven Wright!!! When I first heard his comedy, I did not know if he was crazy smart or just crazy. - Richard McHugh (2 weeks ago)

Mama T

Happy Birthday, Steven Wright! - Mama T (2 weeks ago)

BILL RYAN

\"I just got this new camera. It\'s very advanced you don\'t even need it. Happy birthday to the great Steven Wright. - BILL RYAN (2 weeks ago)

FandomWire

An expressively over the top Happy Birthday to comedian, actor, singer, and emoji, Steven Wright! - FandomWire (2 weeks ago)

wprBETA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, - wprBETA (2 weeks ago)

Noz Trey

The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter. Happy Birthday to Mr Steven Wright! - Noz Trey (2 weeks ago)

BostonJeff60

Happy Birthday Steven Wright born on December 6, 1955. He is an American stand-up comedian. He is known for his dis - BostonJeff60 (2 weeks ago)

Pete

I bought some powdered water the other day. Didn\'t know what to add. For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehu - Pete (2 weeks ago)

Warren Smith

Happy birthday Steven Wright: \"Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he\'ll believe you. Tell him a bench - Warren Smith (2 weeks ago)

Hex Station51 KMG365

\"I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he\'s gone\" Happy Birthday Steven Wright - Hex Station51 KMG365 (2 weeks ago)

Kathleen Wolak

Happy Birthday to comedic genius Steven Wright. - Kathleen Wolak (2 weeks ago)

Sardonic8

It s a small world, but I wouldn t want to paint it - Steven Wright Happy birthday! Glad to see your plan to li - Sardonic8 (2 weeks ago)

Brian Yates

Happy Birthday Steven Wright - Brian Yates (2 weeks ago)

Robert Schuetz

\"Half the people you know are below average.\" Happy Birthday Steven Wright. - Robert Schuetz (2 weeks ago)

Mad Mister Mark

\"What\'s another word for Thesaurus?\" -Steven Wright (Happy Birthday) - Mad Mister Mark (2 weeks ago)

Mark Wilkins

A very Happy Birthday today to stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer Steven Wright - Mark Wilkins (2 weeks ago)

Jeremy Maxwell

Happy birthday to one of my favorite living comics Steven Wright b. 6 Dec 1955 I busted a mirror a - Jeremy Maxwell (2 weeks ago)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JONESER STEVEN WRIGHT - ✦ᴊᴏɴᴇsɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴘʀᴏsᴘᴇʀɪᴛʏ✦ (2 weeks ago)

Andy Brooke

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing \'Happy Birthday.\' -Steven Wright AND - Andy Brooke (1 week ago)

Smiss

Seems like a good time to share some candle humor. \"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood - Smiss (1 week ago)

Richard Chavez

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing \'Happy Birthday.\' -Steven Wrigh - Richard Chavez (1 week ago)

Mike King

It does remind me of this Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and - Mike King (1 week ago)

JeffJ1961

Happy Birthday Steven Wright born on December 6, 1955. He is an American stand-up comedian. He is known for his dis - JeffJ1961 (2 weeks ago)

Laurie Mercer

\"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.\" Happy Birthday, Steven Wright - Laurie Mercer (2 weeks ago)

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